Validation for how I am…. Does not come without it’s trouble or alcohol content.

Bahh hahah I am 8 beers in to a stupor. But alas I am where I am the most honest and open, and Yesss there will be many a typing errors as I am seeing 3 times the keys as what I would normally.

Thank goodness for the dependable effects of the ale.

OMG…. OHHHH MYY GOOOODDDDD

Thank you http://www.webmd.com/

Beer is an alcoholic drink.

Beer is used for preventing diseases of the heart and circulatory system, including coronary heart disease, “hardening of the arteries” (atherosclerosis), heart failure, heart attack, and stroke. It is also used to reduce the chance of death from heart attack and from another heart condition called ischemic left ventricular (LV) dysfunction.

Beer is also used for preventing decline of thinking skills in later life, Alzheimer’s disease, weak bones (osteoporosis), gallstones, type 2 diabetes, heart disease in people with type 2 diabetes, kidney stones, prostate cancer, breast cancer, other cancers, and Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori) infection. H. pylori is the bacterium that causes ulcers.

Some people use beer to stimulate the appetite and digestion, and to increase the flow of breast milk.

Without Beer where would we be?

I would be, being dependable as beer has a great effect on my happy persona.

Son: was quite happy to pop thhe top on my next beer; as with every beer, he saw a happier me. This is a terrible shame as I should always portray a happy mum, regardless of my misery and for his benefit I should show that being drunk for relief was not the true pleasure of drinking but being drunk for the giggle was the initial destination.. How dare I project insecurity on him when I am looking towards the escapisms the percentage of alcohol on the bottle will give.

I am sitting here looking at this screen of words…  knowing I have written them but I have a numb face and a smug smile. This is all because I have had wayyyyyy more than the recommended amount of beer for my weight but the more I “google” the bad effects of beer,  the further I fall into the fact that getting drunk at 33 on your own, in your bed room with your mobile phone, laptop and 2 bottles of Corona. IS  IS TOTALLY NORMAL It’s OK.  ( I do need to point out that my kabana boy has now fallen asleep with his night time nappy on, I would feel pretty awful if I just woke him up to crack me another cold one.)

Its distracting none the less that I’m sitting in my PJs BUZZED off my tits:      Yas I am !   With all my pleasure coming from sharing the fact that I’m buzzed off my tits sitting in my sexy PJ shorts with my hair dye stained t-shirt and make up free, pimple face, wrinkled,  yet lifeless zombie: ENJOYING A BEERZONE THE LESS.

This free zombie Is on the brink of a breakthrough. But the breakthrough is that of the pillow, my mad dreams of never ending sleep, copious amount of money and a sex drive only Hugh Hefner would understand. This is a break through I can actually achieve,this with the considerable amounts of alcholl I my system.

# Shout outs are necessary’

Corona for making a beer that if you have run out of lime you can still continue to drink it.

For children that do not question, but see that goodness within you no matter what.

To webMD for they are always accurate and honest description of all aliments.

BTW this is my JAM